There was a yucky yucky frog. It was creamish greenish yuckish.
It sat on my window sill. I don't know how it got there. I live on the second floor.
It stayed there for two days. I closed any opening so that it can't enter my room. I poked it with a plastic rod till it left.
It came back again another day. This time I didn't bother. It left again after a few days. Then it returned and stayed for a while.
This time I named it "Costello". Too nice a name for a frog I say. Then it left.
Then I named it "Widget". Thought it suited a frog well.
And it never came back.
And I don't miss it.